My ex came up to me tonight to tell me me and my boyfriend look really good together, awkward but it’s true ha.

Cheeky day off, cheeky cocktail pitchers.

I get paid at midnight and still have over £400 left in my bank, I’m getting good at this saving business.

Funniest meal of my life, me and my friends literally sat there for three hours laughing at complete shit it was brilliant, now I’m off for Family Guy, wine and spooning wit’boyf, in a bizzle.

I always start getting ready for going out far too early and now I’m sat here bored waiting for my friend to finish work so we can all go to a sophisticated restaurant and make complete immature fools of ourselves and start inappropriate conversations over dinner as usual.

Everyone should check out my friend MATT’S art work, its pretty sick bro.

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Avril Lavigne laughs at the girls with dyed blonde hair “what fakes” she laughs and swishes her pink streaks as she walks away.

STD soup.

I go on holiday in four days, I am so excited.

iya, I’m a happy boy today :)

I love people who tag bomb celebrity pictures on Facebook

My diet can seriously go fuck itself today because I have such a hang over and I start work in two hours so I need to fill myself with as much grease and carbs as I can between now and then. In other news, I had my first night out in ages with my friends from work and it made me realise how much I’ve actually missed it. I had a brilliant night :)